Wednesday, November 24, 2004

CONFIRMED!

there i was eating in the most obvious of ways... plate settings, food, beverage, table napkin, etc...
then came people and immediately after seeing you trying to masticate the bit of dead animal part inside your mouth, they asked: "What are you doing?"
i can think of some possible answers:
A. i'm knitting a sweater
B. providing world peace
C. trying to kick your grandmother's remaining teeth out of her mouth
but i chose D - be civilized and actually answered: "i'm eating" which later will make me feel like an idiot for answering...

there i was sitting on some public waiting area waiting for the bus to come... in came a big fat guy who looked like he ate his whole family in just 2 weeks & stepped on my new, white leather shoes...
that's not the bad part...
he just went on as if nothing happened...
if he was human, he would've said "sorry"... simple as that....
but he's not...

there i was minding my own business while ignoring some people that i actually know to be irritating, then, out of the blue, these people approached me and said :"we noticed you staying here all by yourself. would you like to gossip with us?"
(yes, that's what i wanted all along, that's why i was trying very hard to ignore you, morons!)

no matter how good you feel in a day, somebody (or if you are lucky, a lot of people) will effortlessly ruin your day for you....

this confirms my longstanding suspicion that the world is overpopulated with the wrong kind of people!!!

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