Saturday, September 24, 2005
alyssa milano
"being that we're all animals, you learn in the safari that monogamy is not natural!!!"
Saturday, September 17, 2005
still?
it has been long since i last saw you.
you still have that gorgeous long black straight hair that i loved so much about...
still have that lovely angelic face that i went so crazy about...
still have that knock-out smile that sent shivers through my spine...
still have that killer body that i used to worship as my temple...
i looked at you for a long time...
then i got bored and thought of someone else instead.
it's funny how time changes a person.
you might still be that same lovable person...
but i'm not the same loving person anymore...
i have changed like you've always wanted me to!
thank you.
now, i'm better!
you still have that gorgeous long black straight hair that i loved so much about...
still have that lovely angelic face that i went so crazy about...
still have that knock-out smile that sent shivers through my spine...
still have that killer body that i used to worship as my temple...
i looked at you for a long time...
then i got bored and thought of someone else instead.
it's funny how time changes a person.
you might still be that same lovable person...
but i'm not the same loving person anymore...
i have changed like you've always wanted me to!
thank you.
now, i'm better!
Tuesday, September 06, 2005
Sunday, September 04, 2005
job shift!
i've been thinking a lot lately about changing jobs/work....
but in the interest of NOT BEING ARRESTED, you just have to email me your questions...
but in the interest of NOT BEING ARRESTED, you just have to email me your questions...
new motto
THE ROMANS DID NOT CONQUER THE WORLD BY ATTENDING BOARD MEETINGS - THE KILL THOSE WHO OPPOSE THEM!
Friday, July 22, 2005
ENOUGH
i am nothing special. of this i am sure.
i am a common man with common thoughts.
i've lived a common life.
there are no monuments dedicated to me.
and my name will soon be forgotten.
but i've loved another with all my heart and soul.
and for me, this has always been enough!
i am a common man with common thoughts.
i've lived a common life.
there are no monuments dedicated to me.
and my name will soon be forgotten.
but i've loved another with all my heart and soul.
and for me, this has always been enough!
Tuesday, July 05, 2005
Sunday, July 03, 2005
c'est moi!
"most people would rather be a sheep and have company, than stand out on their own with antlers on!"
tori amos
tori amos
Sunday, June 26, 2005
Malena
"... i peddaled faster as if escaping from longing, from innocence, from love.
many years have passed and i have loved many women.
when they were holding me in their arms, they asked if i will remember them, and i said: "i will always remember you!"
but the only one i have never forgotten was the one who didn't ask..."
many years have passed and i have loved many women.
when they were holding me in their arms, they asked if i will remember them, and i said: "i will always remember you!"
but the only one i have never forgotten was the one who didn't ask..."
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
FAMOUS ALCOHOLIC QUOTES
DISCLAIMER: KIDS, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." - Jack Handy
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatra
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." - Dave Barry
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can! - Dave Howell
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.
Here's how it went:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." - Jack Handy
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatra
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." - Dave Barry
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can! - Dave Howell
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.
Here's how it went:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
Friday, June 10, 2005
Monday, May 23, 2005
Sunday, May 15, 2005
journal entry
saturday. 3:30 am.
no friends.
no bar scene.
no alcohol.
alone in the dark.
awake.
can't sleep.
still waiting
and hoping
that father time
will heal
that part of me
that keeps on
breaking...
no friends.
no bar scene.
no alcohol.
alone in the dark.
awake.
can't sleep.
still waiting
and hoping
that father time
will heal
that part of me
that keeps on
breaking...
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